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The American Dreamer Crewneck

$59.99 $44.99

Wear your heart on your sleeve (and your chest) with this darkly satirical crewneck. Featuring a detailed illustration of the U.S. mainland as a sinking ocean liner, paired with the quintessential modern mantra, "Everything Is Fine," this design perfectly captures the spirit of the times. It's a stylish and ironic statement piece for anyone who appreciates gallows humor, political commentary, or just wants to look good while the world burns.

  • Design: A detailed illustration of the United States coastline sinking into the ocean, with smoke rising from key areas and a tiny banner reading "EVERYTHING IS FINE."

  • Fit: Comfortable, relaxed unisex fit.

  • Material: Soft, durable cotton-poly blend.

  • Style: Retro-inspired, distressed screenprint look.

  • Color: Crisp white base with a multi-color print.

  • Vibe: Ironic, satirical, statement-making.

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More details

  • 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric (8.3 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
  • Twin-needle top stitch on all seams
  • Herringbone back neck tape
  • Half-moon detail on the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The American Dreamer Crewneck Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
27.17
19.69
25
M
27.95
21.26
25.79
L
28.74
22.83
26.57
XL
29.92
24.8
26.77
2XL
30.91
26.77
26.97

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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